Every time I ask my mom to make me a sandwich, she complains to me, "Alex you're eighteen years old! Make it yourself!" Well of course I am. I know damn well that I'm perfectly capable of making a sandwich myself; I do it all the time.
I don't know if you guys feel the same way I do, but whenever my mom makes a sandwich for me, it always tastes better. I'm dead serious; food always tastes better if your mom makes it for you. Don't believe me? Make yourself a batch of cookies or something. Then have your mom make the same thing and I bet you her food will taste way better. I have a theory that this is because moms have this special ingredient that they put into food that trumps all ingredients. It's called a Mother's Love and it's got that extra special kick because she made it for you.
Now if you hate your mother's cooking, that's probably because deep down inside your mom wishes every day that you get hit by a bus on your way to class. Either that or she curses out your father once a year on your birthday for attempting to "pull out" instead of wearing a condom. I know, it sounds wrong on so many levels but its the truth. Ask your mom to make you a sandwich right now! GTFO the computer and do it!!!!
-Alex M.
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i totally agree. When my mom cooks its such a satisfying taste but when i cook it doesnt seem quite right.
Theres nothing better than having a little mothers love.
its true... Every time my mom makes me something it taste way better than when i make it myself. ur theory might be true. You should put that in a science book or something thats some serious stuff, lol.
Well, I don't think it's completely true. When I ask my mother to make me a sandwich, it isn't because I can't make one just as good, but because I don't want to make it. I can be lazy and my mother's cooking seems so delicious because I didn't have to do anything. I guess I'm so grateful that my mind is telling me, "This is the way to go," and I end up combining a taste to a relaxing thought.
without a doubt my mom cooks better than me but sometimes I really do not want to get up and cook. I think its a fifty-fifty, laziness and mother's love.
Moms cook the best! They know how to make a meal just right. Everything my mom makes is delicious. She is always experimenting with new ingredients, and she never seems to fail in the kitchen. A moms love is one that no other compares to. You are blessed to have one that is so lovely.
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