My Mind

Let's take a peak into the mind of Alex shall we? From the looks of it, most people seem to have a pretty organized thought process. They have a tendency to be more focused on whatever task is given to them and they are able to complete it with no thoughtly distractions. I on the other hand have the most disorganized mind in the entire world. I'm always thinking and my thoughts are always all over the place, never focused on one thing.
I think that most people have all their thoughts organized in some file cabinet within their mind. If that's so then my thoughts are held in a filing room full of a million fans set on high; they fly all over the place and are impossible to keep in order. I imagine the little secretary who's in charge of keeping these thoughts organized must have hung herself years ago.
It's not all bad I guess. Since my mind is stuck in a constant mode of reflection it's given me a creative imagination. That's why I want to be a writer. I can come up with such creative ideas and I'm pretty articulate which helps in writing. I was even able to help my friend get an A in his essay writing class as well as help my other friends on their own essays. I just wish teachers wouldn't make it so hard with little things like MLA format or citing your sources in a such a specific way. Whatever, I'm trailing off again, let me wrap this up.
Overall, while it having a wandering mind (or having ADD, or whatever you want to call it) can have it's disadvantages, it's helped shape me into one hell of a creative thinker and I think it shows in my blogs. High five for me.

-Alex M.

Dear Santa...

For Christmas I would like the following:

1) Cash. Lots of cash. Enough so that I would never go hungry for the rest of my life. Enough so that I can support my future family, help out friends in need, and donate to charity.

2) For you to turn the whole world into a frozen tundra of ice cream for a day. I <3 ice cream.

3) For you to fix the economy. Obama can't do it by himself. We need you Santa!

4) For the Dolphins to pull off another Super Bowl win sometime within the next ten years.

5) A cure for cancer and or STDs.

6) Sex with Beyonce-no, Jessica Alba-no, Eva Mendez-no....

7) World peace. Cliche, I know, but c'mon Santa it's Christmas.

8) To be as awesome as Chuck Norris.

9) The answer to the meaning of life. Maybe people would stop killing each other over religious reasons if we knew the answer.

10) Make me some milk and cookies dammit. I'm tired of making cookies for someone else knowing I can't have at least one.

I know that it sounds like I'm asking for a lot this year but I know you can do it Santa; I believe in you!

-Alex M.