For Christmas I would like the following:
1) Cash. Lots of cash. Enough so that I would never go hungry for the rest of my life. Enough so that I can support my future family, help out friends in need, and donate to charity.
2) For you to turn the whole world into a frozen tundra of ice cream for a day. I <3 ice cream.
3) For you to fix the economy. Obama can't do it by himself. We need you Santa!
4) For the Dolphins to pull off another Super Bowl win sometime within the next ten years.
5) A cure for cancer and or STDs.
6) Sex with Beyonce-no, Jessica Alba-no, Eva Mendez-no....
7) World peace. Cliche, I know, but c'mon Santa it's Christmas.
8) To be as awesome as Chuck Norris.
9) The answer to the meaning of life. Maybe people would stop killing each other over religious reasons if we knew the answer.
10) Make me some milk and cookies dammit. I'm tired of making cookies for someone else knowing I can't have at least one.
I know that it sounds like I'm asking for a lot this year but I know you can do it Santa; I believe in you!
-Alex M.
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3 comments:
Lol. My list would be the same(minus line #6).
Wow...your funny, but I like your list. Not only did you include things you wanted but good things for the world too. I mean, who wouldn't want the world to be made of ice cream for a day. I'd like some vanilla, please.
Wow, that sounds like a long list of wishes. i hope youget at least some of them like the economy part, and the ice cream one too. I <3 ice cream too
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