Nobody is invincible; after all, we're only human. This week, I have decided to share some of my greatest weaknesses with you all.
1) Pastries- Well, food in general but, pastries in particular. You have no idea how hard it is for me to pass the pastry section in the grocery store and not have the urge to buy some pie, or a cinnamon roll, or even a pastelito. I guess you could say, there's a fat kid trying very hard to break out of this manly shell of manliness but thankfully I've been able to keep him at bay...for now.
2) Short shorts- Women in general are the average hetero male's weakness. I'm no different in that aspect but I consider myself to be someone with pretty good self control when it comes to women. There's just something about seeing an attractive girl walking down the street wearing a pair of short shorts that just show off her legs and wrapping themselves so tightly around her waist that brings out my inner sex panther. Even if I see an average looking girl wearing short shorts I go nuts. I can't explain it but it's like their hotness level goes off the charts. Like, I don't even know what to do with myself.
3) Furry animals- Yeah, I'm a big animal lover. My icy heart melts everytime I see a dog panting heavily with that stupid grin on it's face. I'm especially fond of dogs with big eyes like the Pug (the dog from Men in Black. You can call it ugly, but I call it adorable). Not just dogs, but cats too and even hamsters. I guess you can say I turn into a "petophile" like we talked about in class earlier.
So yeah, those are some of my weaknesses. Don't you dare think that just because I've revealed my kryptonite, that you can use it against me. I know some of you guys are hating on my six pack, but don't think you can screw me over with a dozen donuts. Ladies, it's going to take more than a pair of short shorts for me to submit to your will; you gotta try a little harder than that. Furry animals? I love animals but I don't take their crap either. My dog loves me (and by love, I mean fears and respects me as her lord and master of her pathetic existence j/k).
I'm sure you all have your own set of weaknesses. After all, we're only human, and that's a lesson that has taken me 18 years to learn. I can't shed myself of all my flaws, fears, and fatal imperfections. What the heck can I do? I'm just a man. Well, that's all for this week. Take care.
-Alex M.
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You have the funniest ideas, I don't know hoe to come up with such entertaining blogs for my page. Well anyway it was interesting reading about your weaknesses.
I must say that i share that furry animal weakness. Furry animals are just so cute especially puppies. Also, when they make that sad puppy face...it makes my knees weak.
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