Guys, I think I'm cursed or something. I have this strange habit of breaking things and breaking people without even trying. I recently started using Dade's gym because I keep breaking my workout equipment at home. A couple days ago I was doing pull ups and the bar broke, making me fall on my back. Similar things have happened with my other workout equipment.
I've made holes in walls wrestling with my friends and older brother. I made a HUGE crater in my wall playing wii boxing. My TV is messed up from banging it so much (cable used to make my TV screen fuzzy). I broke my closet once also wrestling with my brother but that's fixed. I broke my friend Mauricio's ping pong table while we were playing beer pong and I broke his bed while play fighting with my friend Doug.
I scratched Mauricio's forehead with a gatorade carton, making everyone in his fourth period class call him Harry Potter for a week. I gave him a nasty gash on his forehead on Prom night, I dragged him off the hood of his car and he landed on his back and I've bruised both my friends Pedro and James Lord knows how many times.
I'm also extremely accident prone myself; car crashes, sprained ankles, bruised eyes, cauli-flower ear, you name it.
Anyway, I was wondering, if my parents get sick of me breaking things/hurting myself, and they decide to disown me, would any of you guys take me in? Lol, yeah, I didn't have much to right about this week so I thought I'd share some of my clumsy "Alex moments" with you guys. That's all for this week. Peace.
-Alex M.
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Well, hopefully you don't have a curse or else you're going to have those problems for the rest of your life. And after a while, it's going to be a pretty expensive curse as well. Just try not to buy expensive, fragile things. Lol. All I can say is "Good luck with that."
The DESTROYER! Lol j/k, my dad used to call me that when I was little. He says I would destroy everything in my path. Definitely nothing big likes walls or friends but eventually the clumsiness went away.
wow! remind me not to cross your path lol
Im a little clumsy myself but i dont break things i just tend to trip alot. As far as this try your best not to damage your entire house or friends :)
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